Danger! Danger! Delaware has been invaded by Idiots!

I just got the following picture text from Jeff (he and Keith are being entertained by Mother and Father Ru in the booming metropolis that is Dover, Delaware):



That picture frame/battery-operated fountain/shrine was a GAG gift to my mother, Mister Nucera!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

I might be a little sweaty thinking about all of the things in the original House of Ruanes that could be "misinterpreted."

Luckily, I took that yellow brick road (and ruby slippers) off my old bedroom wall ages ago, because that might have been the end of everything...