Since Carjoy's Mascots didn't feel comfortable taking a road trip without Jon, Keith and I need a new one. And it comes in the form of this chicken:
It even poops bubble gum!
And so, here's the Worst Contest Ever: Name our Chicken Mascot and, when the road trip is done, you get to keep it!*
*Assuming both the chicken and the Keith & Jeff survive. Bubble gum may be stale and/or eaten by the time you get it. All rights reserved.
Keith and Jeff are on a poorly planned, even more poorly executed road trip.
This is their story.
Why don't you just call it "Girl"?
ReplyDeleteOr "Clucky"?
Or "The Chicken that poops gumballs"???
Ugh.
I hate being stuck in Los Angeles during RoadTripJoy. There's no time to be clever OR creative here!
Where's Norma and the Alien Princesses?
GumShitter. Duh.
ReplyDeletePs - Best way to get rid of your useless crap when you're done with it? Contest!
Pps - I better win.